then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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