Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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