I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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