Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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