Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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