I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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