I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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