ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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