i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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