There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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