i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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