normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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