I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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