The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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