So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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