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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You were trust falling into bushes
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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