its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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