If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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