Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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