Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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