i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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