Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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