I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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