How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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