I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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