he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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