john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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