Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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