I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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