Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Operation Purity has been aborted
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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