im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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