honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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