This girl is more easily done than said...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
