This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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