I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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