Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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