And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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