she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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