I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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