you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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