u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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