That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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