If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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