it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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