I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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