But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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