I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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