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we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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