Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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