i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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