Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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