yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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