god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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