u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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