That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i out mim tonsoeep
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