Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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